Ye Olde Disclaimer

Any resemblence to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

(Or not.)

This site is mostly a bunch of gay jokes and pitiful attempts at witty sarcasm through the anonymity of the internet. But what else would you expect from two Straight White Adolescents Girls? It's not like we have all day to sit around trying to be funny, you know. We weren't born for people to laugh at. (Unlike Elijah Wood.)We have actual work to do. (Unlike Elijah Wood.)

Oh, and before we forget ...

This site is supposed to be funny. (In theory.) You don't have to laugh -- but you don't have to look at this site, either. So if it offends you, and you're upset, then leave. And if it offends you, and you're upset, and you're Obie/Elijah/etc ... have your people call our people, and they'll do lunch or summat. As for everyone else: we know we're camp. We know we're taking as many cheap shots as possible. It's our right -- and therefore all flames will be forwarded around to our friends for their own amusement. So be forewarned.

Orlando Bloom: I've heard confirmations that he is gay, confirmations that he isn't gay ... but until I read an interview that clearly states whether he is or isn't, I'm entitled to speculate. I don't mean to sound harsh, but as a celebrity, there's no way around gossip ... so he'd best not let it bother him. In all seriousness, he's probably a fantastic guy, and I hope he has a great career, so we can make jokes forever. :)

Elijah Wood: We don't know the guy ... but after Deep Impact, he's just asking for it. (Okay, maybe after Flipper.) In real life, I'm sure he's a great guy, and I give him mad propz yo for being a huge Star Wars fan. (Yes, I'm a dork too!) We don't know if he's gay at all, and it's hard to tell ... but it so easy to make fun!

Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan: We love Billy. If he had a fanclub, we'd be in it. (I'm on the billyboyd.net messageboard, actually!) I don't think he's gay ... don't care if he is or not, because (sigh) he's too old for me anyway. It's just amusing to see him and Dominic running about like crazed weasels. Speaking of Dom ... he happens to set off me dar, but maybe it's just mine.