Hate Mail
Why, you ask? In the past few months, we've recieved a lot of, heh, hate from LoTR die-hards and Orlando Bloom fans. And some of these people are not very intelligent. Also, we are very mean and bitter people, and take any opportunity to mock those who attempt to thwart us. So ...
Source: Guestbook
Secret Code Name : Mrs.McKellen
Favorite Member of the Fellowship :
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E-mail Address :
GANDALFISMYSPOUSE@GANDALFRULESMYWORLD:COM
Favorite Member of the Fellowship :
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Secret Code Name : Mrs.McKellen
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.) : G-A-N-S
Comment, Flame, or Praise :
E-mail Address :
Secret Code Name: gandalf
Favorite Member of the Fellowship: gandalf|
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.): gandalf
Comment, Flame, or Praise:iuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiu
E-mail Address:
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Reply: That's great, now go take some Ritalin and be quiet. - thg
Source: E-mail
Amazing really. I found your site on imdb.com, and I saw your thread on Orlando being the worst actor ever in Hollywood. If I'm not mistaken, you said that you couldn't wait for some 12-14 year old girls to post badly spelled rants. Well, I don't appreciate you thinking girls could be such airheads. You can check any of my post, my scree name is spirits_within_me, and you can see that I spell correctly for the most part, unless I went to fast and misspelled basic words, and I'm 12. I decided to check out your site and I found it droll. It was hilarious how you thought you bashed the people in your hate mail section. No where near all of Orlando's fan act that way. And your comments were quite a bore, with an excessive use of the word 'fuck'. You really proved yourself less that mediocre when trying to be sardonic. But, that won't stop me from looking at your t-shirts, or congratulating you on being homophobic-free. Except for your crude attempt at humor, the rest of your site is acceptable. Good show.
Regards,
Kristen
P.S. Hilary Duff is the most talentless actress in Hollywood
~Good Charlotte Fans Unite~
See The Day You Die
Aliens are cool!
Dont Hurt Me!
Luv Ya, my home dawgs, peace out, Krissy!
Reply: Response: I am honestly fascinated by this email, I find the whole thing quite amusing. It doesn't take a genius to figure out this person spent at least twenty minutes with a thesaurus and a dictionary to make her email sound as impressive as she could. Even though a part of me does not wish to address this email because I am frankly fed up with people like her, I am left with no choice. Reality check jackass, there are many female airheads, get over it. You spell correctly for the most part? Sure you do! And you'll get laid one day I promise! And he'll pay you money too! Wont that be great? The part I am most fascinated with is the ending to the whole email: “Luv Ya, my home dawgs, peace out, Krissy! “. Now this makes me wonder, are you pretending to be intelligent? Or are you pretending to be a gangster? It doesn't really matter at this point, you're a Good Charlotte fan, so you can kiss my ass for being a sad and pity excuse of a punk. - thg
Source: E-Mail
How could you say that about orlando I think that you are thee ugliest
person in the whole
universe !!!!!!!!!!!!!! well that is if you dont stop talkin smak on
my man (orlando ) or else I am gonna get really mad
/orli gurli
Reply: Oh, shut the fuck up. - thg
Source:Reply to YMG's IMDB Post: “Dominic Monaghan posts on IMDB! ;)”
Replies:
“dom posts here? where! where! lead me to it!”
“R u kidding. hw do u know.” “Dom posts hea? How u no?!?!?”
And an e-mail!
“Hi i read your post and i was just wondering what his username was and things. Just wondering. Thank you
Reply: This does not need a response... nor deserves one... case closed. - thg
Source: More IMDB!
“"Isnt [YMG] a guy? I always thought she was, well maybre not."
“Don't sweat it, mistlerose...he's probably just peeved because the girl he likes has a thing for Orlando Bloom...”
“[YMG],I swear you are nothing but a male shovinest pig.”
Reply: Response: You people are the top link in the chain of stupid. She is a SHE not a goddamn he... I hate you people, you are the reason people like Pee Wee Herman exist. - thg
Source: Even More IMDB!
“let's be clear about who you are. you are a fangirl -- I went to your website.” -
Reply: ...argh... - thg
Source: Guestbook
Secret Code Name : Pippins_Lady
Favorite Member of the Fellowship : pippin or legolas
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.) : lord of the rings
Comment, Flame, or Praise :your site is really well put together but i dont
think it is very respectful to be calling all the actors gay all the time!
all i read about on ur site is about them being gay!!! and they are not so
please just lay off it
E-mail Address :whythehellwoulditellyou@theyarenotgay.com
Reply: Once again, a slow learner... Actors are not gay because they are actors! Actors are gay if they are attracted to some one of the same sex! You fucking morons! Get it in your thick skulls, we are not claiming all actors are gay! And last time I checked every actor wasn't in LOTR... - thg
Source: Guestbook
Secret Code Name : ilovelotr
Favorite Member of the Fellowship : legolas
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.) : chocolate
Comment, Flame, or Praise :This is a highly discriminatve webpage that provides
little entertainment and is a perfect replica of childish mockery.
E-mail Address :lotrrox@hotmail.com
Reply: Really? Trying to sound smart huh? Too bad, almost got away with it too. The word is spelt discriminative, asshole. Oh and I love how you probably spent an hour with a thesaurus writing that... good to know you spent that much time just to sound like an idiot! Now if you could only use the thesaurus to make a sentence. - thg
Source: Guestbook
Secret Code Name : miss_vanity
Favorite Member of the Fellowship : legolas
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.) : lotr
Comment, Flame, or Praise :u totally need 2 learn 2 b nice 2 actors! they
r people too and they deserve respect!!! how would u like it if u were an
actor and people said u were gay casue u were an actor! thats like saying
all lawyers r gay cause they r lawyers!!!! ur being very dis
E-mail Address :whydahellwoulditellu@urgay.com
Reply:You're a fucking idiot. No one said anywhere he was gay because he was an actor! We are not claiming that all actors are gay, that is the single most retarded crap I have ever read. Actually... you spelling "to" as "2," "you" as "u," and "are" as "r" is pretty fucking stupid too. Oh and we weren't aware actors were people, we were always under the impression they were slugs... thanks for clearing that up. - thg
Source: Guestbook
Secret Code Name : pig squeler
Favorite Member of the Fellowship : aragorn
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.) : Movie:Troy
Comment, Flame, or Praise :This is a pathetic website!
E-mail Address :yourwebsitesucks@fuckyou.com
Reply: Almost as pathetic as your spelling... it's spelt squealer you ass. - thg
Source: Guestbook
Secret Code Name : you guys are the gay ones...
Favorite Member of the Fellowship : Legolas
Favorite Something (Food, Movie, etc.) : LEGOLAS!/ ORLANDO!
Comment, Flame, or Praise :jump off orlandos dick!, leavee him alone your
the gay ones, ur like obessesed with him, you should follow ur 12 step thing...
u make it seem like hes the center of your lives that u dedicated so much
time on a website making fun of him...
E-mail Address :
Reply: Wow you're just a brilliant little piece of shit aren't you? All the staff members that make fun of him are female... so they have to "jump off his dick" otherwise they would be, err homosexual? Ahh I see it now... no, actually I don't. Go fuck yourself. - thg
Source: Reply to SB's: "Orlando is the ugliest and most talentless
actor in Hollywood!"
"Hi y is there so much hate-stuuf on here laetely. I am 13, and no i dont
love orli, how can u , u dont no him. When girls say that, tey mean it in
a 'he is so hot and such a great actor kind of way'. As the others said,
why r u on the orlando board where u know u are gonna get bashed. Go on another
board where more people will respect your opinion instead of one where most
like him, and r just gonna think u r a sad person, thats needs to get a life,
and is probably just jealous. i am sure most regulars on this board r getting
fed up with orlando-bashers, i know i am, so sort it out! Also its your opinion
that orlando is a bad actor, and is ugly, definitely not every1 else's."
Reply: There are no words to describe what I am thinking right now... itís a mix between absolute disgust and confusion... What has happened to the youth of America? Are they teaching them anything in school these days? WTF is "stuuf"? or "tey" and "laetely" ? And did you just call him "orli"? kid... you have no future, you might as well end your life now because it's apparent you will be a miserable failure at everything... suddenly the Future of America isnít looking too bright. - thg
Source: E-mail to YMG
"think i remeber reading that u live on elijahs block? do u by anychance
have his address in ny? i'd appreciate it. - sam"
Reply: So you can show up at his house and rape him? - thg
Source: Reply to SBís: "Orlando is the ugliest and most talentless
actor in Hollywood!"
"Ya know, hahaha, *imitates a barbie.* *now in a dead angry voice:* I AM
GONNA DEFEND HIM!!!! AND IF YOU GOT SUCHA F***** PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEN
WHY'D YOU EVEN POST THAT F***** MESSAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE????????!!!!!!!!!
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GUESS, OR SHOULD I SAY, THE REASON, IS: YOU'RE
JEALOUS AND HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You didn't beat me. In a Fair Fight, I'd Kill You."-Will Turner"
Pirate Cutie Sweet Gurl
Reply: Well princess... shut up. I am sick and tired of little bitches like you blabbering on like anyone gives a flying F*ck what you have to say. The only reason anyone would ever listen to you is probably to get in your pants... but then thatís probably just your dad, everyone else canít stand you. And maybe she is jealous; maybe she is jealous the Orlando Bloom gets more guys than her... but who cares? By the way... you spelt F*cking with 6 letters/symbols... itís a 7 letter word, dip shit... learn how to spell the curse right before you use it. - thg
Source: Someoneís IMDB post entitled " ELIJAH IS
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You girls need to find another man, because it's certainly not Elijah Wood!!!
We have been dating for almost a month now, no I'm not Franka. Elijah broke
up with her a couple of months ago. But anyways you guys should just stop
talking about him to each other, because you're not going to get him. Our
relationship is starting to get serious. I know he's cute and everything,
but just stay away."
Reply: First you called them girls and then you called them guys... which is it? Is he dating girls or guys? And what are you? After careful calculation and putting my ideas into my magical super computer, this is what turned up... He dates Hermaphrodites ... Have fun, doing whatever it is you do... now I am going to go into my room and throw up, this new discovery has made me nauseous. - thg
Source: Someone's response to previous IMDB Message
why do you insist on parading around saying you are his sister, when it is
obvious that I, in fact, am the irrepressable samantha bloom? im going to
have to call you out.
LOVE, SAMANTHA BLOOM
Reply: So youíre his sister, huh? Thatís funny, cause in your damn profile you list him under "Hottest Guys Ever!" Jesus this is disturbing, I will end it at that . . . incest freaks me out. - thg
Source: E-IMDB Message
Well thats great if u r his gf then u would have to be Kate Bosworth ...
c i know im his sister Samantha Bloom ... but u dont believe it ... well
we have picture together we have been seen on t.v. together and everything
.. she was on the set of pirates with me ... r u happy now? u have ur proof
from Samantha Bloom PeAcE
Reply: Yes, we are happy, we have all the proof we needed. We only needed your word that you are his sister, and statements that the real Samantha Bloom was seen with Kate Bosworth. I know, you know, and anyone with a brain knows youíre not Orlando Bloomís sister. Who the fuck do you think youíre fooling? How dare you make such a stupid claim and back it up with nothing but crap and expect us to believe it? I take that as a direct insult to my intelligence. You are one stupid bitch, I just canít comprehend how amazingly pathetic you truly are. Why the fuck would you ever pretend to be someone youíre not? Is it that you have no life, no friends and a low intelligence, and the only way you can feel special is to lie? Go fuck yourself, I canít even convey how much I mean that, fuck you, fuck you, and by the way . . . fuck you! - thg
Source: E-Mail
orlando bloom is very hot nd by the way u hve NO rite to wat u hve sed about
him. Im sure u hve never met him before so how can u judge him? y dont u
think about other ppls feelins before u blurt out things lyk that AND
1. If he has no talent y is he being asked 2 do all these new movies?
2. he is bigger than garath gates nd hotter 2
3. Uv got such a swoolen head i duno how u hold it up so jus fuck off rite?
fuck u frm me
ps u hve NO rite 2 say thoose things nd u hve NO feelins obviously
Reply: Jesus Christ you have to be the biggest idiot on the planet. Just shut the fuck up, I cant even articulate what I am thinking right now. I am utterly disgusted that something like you could have been born/hatched in 3rd grade science experiment, all I know is people like you will cause the downfall of the human race. We have the right to say what we say, and the constitution says we do, so fuck you. Second off, maybe we havenít met him, but are you saying you have? It doesnít really matter what you have to say to that, so donít strain yourself and think about a response, we all know how thinking gives you a headache. I donít even want to respond to the rest of your letter, because it is the most incoherent sack of shit I have ever read... so shut up, fuck off, and go to hell. - thg
Source: E-Mail
ur not welcome nd if ur makin fun of my spellin den u cn kiss my ass cus
im dexlexic c ur soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo selfish nd i havnt 4warded u emailaddress 2 all my
friends so get ready 4 hatemail
bitch
fuck u fuck u nd o yea FUCK U
Reply: Well, this has to be the greatest example of absolute stupidity
I have ever seen. Donít make fun of your spelling? Youíre dyslexic?
Well it is possible for some one to have dyslexia and be a complete idiot
. . . and youíre one of them. There isnít one fucking sentence
with anything thatís even close to acceptable grammar for the first
grade. So what if youíre fucking dyslexic, ever heard of spell check,
dumb ass? You have shown no signs of dyslexia anywhere in this letter, next
time you make up a bull shit excuse for being a retard, find out the details
first; youíre not dyslexic, youíre just stupid, you will never
amount to anything in your life (well maybe a hooker . . .) so donít
say fuck you to us ever again, because youíre the one thatís
going to be fucked.
Anyway, I am assuming you meant to say you're telling your friends to email
us, so we should get ready for hate mail, and I have one thing to say to
that: who fucking cares? I am willing to bet you have no friends so I doubt
we will be getting anything, ever. And in the case where you have a friend
(which at this point is too mind boggling to think about) ill be waiting,
and your friend will realize how stupid they are too. - thg
Source: IMDB Boards
"You are the single most evil bitch i've ever had to tolerate." Weird
Raptor (to YMG)
"You are the source of all the anguish in my heart." Weird Raptor
(to YMG)
Reply: Weíll this just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside; to know she did her job in ruining your miserable pity excuse for an existence makes me feel like there is a God. If anyone cared about your goddamn opinion you would have your own damn website (and I donít mean one that you make and no one shows up to)... but you donít, so shut the F*ck up and go play with yourself in the corner. - thg
Source: Guestbook
Nickname: doll
E-mail: voodoohdooll@whocares.com
Favourite Member of the Fellowship: doooh...
Comments, Questions, Flames, or General Feedback: Legolas is SO HOT! ******
yea um... you and your page sucks! really!
What youre listening to right now: : U like 2 fuk with Legolas
Reply: : One, never post on this site again... or you shall be shot. Two, youíre an idiot. And three, if "2 fuk" is anywhere near the concept "to f*ck" ... then no, no one here wants to f*ck the stupid elf. I think is unanimous . . . the Keeblar Elves are more attractive. (Note: I am a straight guy, and all guys are butt ugly to me... but seeing how the rest of the staff is female... well you get the idea) - thg
Source: E-mail
To: Firedancer4USA
WHO DO U THINK U R SAYING THAT HE'S GAY ... U'R
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!!!!!! THANK U (WHERE U FROM ANYWAY)
Reply: Well itís sad to see that, even though there are limits
on intelligence, there arenít any on stupidity. "UíR"? Who
does she think she is? She thinks sheís a person who believes heís
gay . . . what the hell was so hard about that?
It seems our little friend here also wished to use correct grammar . . .
while not using correct grammar. Next time spell out the word "you" or at
least put "íre" at the end instead of "R", thatís just stupid.
Its also great to see that she/he (not sure so we will refer to she/he as
"It" from now on) figured out how to use the "Shift+1" combination to make
this wonderful symbol "!". The funny part is with that many damn exclamation
marks you would think "It" would put at least one damn question mark after
his/her question. So next time you think about speaking again "It" . . .
donít. You are just wasting SBís, and infinitely worse, my
time. Go home, find something shiny and metallic, and stick it in a wall
socket.
Until another of Orlando Bloomís stupid minions crawls out from under
a rock, this is the hate mail guy wishing you a happy New Year :P. -
thg
Source: Guestbook
Nickname: POOPONURHEAD
E-mail: POODOYOURWORK@SHITSVILLE.ORG
Favourite Member of the Fellowship: THE ONE WITH THE SWORD
Comments, Questions, Flames, or General Feedback: WHY ARE U ALL SO SILLY
AND GIRLY AND ALL THE PINK AND THE GAY PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY ARE IN PINK
AND WORKIN AND FREE SCREEN SAVER AND PINK AND LEGOLAS AND I LIKE LORD OF
THE RINGS BUT U DESTROY IT GO READ BOOK STOP MAKIN FUN OF MOVIE CAUSE MOVIE
IS GOO
What youre listening to right now: THE SOUND THAT ONE HAND MAKES CLAPPING
Reply: What the &%#$@??? This person has to be the dumbest piece of
Sh*t on the planet . . . I shudder to think people like this actually exist.
I donít think there was one coherent sentence anywhere in that.
By the way the button next to the "A" is the caps lock . . . All you had
to do was press it to prevent yourself from sounding like a COMPLETE RETARD!
Yes I can capitalize entire words too! In fact, a stupid monkey could probably
capitalize a word. You stupid, stupid little man, go home and paint the wall
with your god damn brains so no one will have to put up with your stupidity
ever again.
Note: Since you are a complete idiot, I decided to make you a guide to doing
the above so you will be able to...
Step one: Get a gun
Step two: Put it in your mouth (barrel first moron)
Step three: Pull the damn trigger.
Yes I realize I might have gone overboard in my response... but this person
is just so damn stupid.
I rest my case. - thg
Source: Guestbook
Hey nerds, have anything better to do than make a pink site and talk about
orlando bloom all day? really get a life! the nancingpony is a pretty pathetic
sight, and, you all suck.
By the way Legolas is amazing!
From
A person who hates you.
Reply: Well, i have a few things to say to this. . .
1.) Do you have anything better to do than visit a pink site and read about
Orlando Bloom all day?
2.) Some of us are not nerds ... some of us are geeks, give us the credit
we deserve.
3.) Now when you say amazing ... are you saying that you're his ... um, b*tch
and you have rough fetish sex with him?
Now I did a little background check on our little friend here and this is
what turned up ... "178 visits to Http://www.yugiohdungeon.com".
We suck? Hmm maybe you suck ... Keep trying to catch them all and become
a Pokemon master, or whatever it is you do, oh Lord of Yugioh ... Did I mention
he is 27? - thg
*Flaming
eyes, hobbits, and mail to:
sneakglove@yahoo.com*