MMLS

Secret Super-Spy Name: Maymortenlawsen
Occupation: Contributor, Cheerleader
Hail to the Motherland of: Lenin!! *sings the Soviet National Anthem*
Can Be Heard Saying: "Why are they all gay?" *sniffle*
Least Well-Kept Secret: She hates slash... *cough sputter cough*
Will Spend 10 Dollars...: renting SKETCHY movies. (examples: Wilde, Velvet Goldmine... *drool*)
Swears She's Not Obsessed With: gay guys.
How She Got her Nickname: Brian May... *swoon* Viggo Mortensen *gasping for breath* JUDE LAW *dies*
If You Could Bring 1 CD, 1 Book, and 1 Movie, What Would You Bring: But I want them all!!! *sniffles* Fine. I'd bring Queen's "Classic Queen" (because it has most of my favourite songs on it), Alexandre Dumas' "The Three Musketeers" (because it is the original slash), and ... umm ... *thinks: Wilde or Velvet Goldmine* *sighs* probably "Velvet Goldmine," but only because Orlando Bloom is in "Wilde" and I don't want IT!!
she can be contacted at:
annette1186@aol.com