by YMG
Disclaimer- I dont own LOTR but it is my goal to do so someday.
Ever since the quest of the
Fellowship, Legolas Greenleaf didn't quite fit in at home. He spent all his
time feathering arrows, shooting targets from his private royal balcony,
or deep in the woods alone
doing Valars know what. And everyone in Mirkwood
had noticed.
His mother was especially perturbed by his actions, and after much deep
contemplation, had come up with the perfect solution to her son's strange
behaviour. She made to reveal her plans to him one night, at dinner.
But unfortunately, most plans don't go as intended
"Legolas, sweetheart," she began, entering her son's chamber stealthily,
"I'd like you to stay home tonight, and have a nice meal with your family.
We haven't had a nice family dinner since your uncle sailed.
Three-hundred years ago."
Legolas was busying himself sorting through a basket of coloured feathers,
searching for the perfect specimens to adorn his prized bow. He glanced up
at her quickly.
"Sorry, but I already have plans," he mumbled, "maybe later."
"You always seem to have plans. We never see you anymore, Legolas."
She pleaded, turning on the guilt. "Your father and I are worried
about you."
Legolas snorted, placing the basked delicately on the floor.
"Mother, I'm over 3,000 years old. I can make my own plans." He stretched
for a minute, before standing to rummage in a corner for some long, hard,
shafts. His mother sighed dejectedly, surveying the room. Too dusty for
an elf
"Have you seen anybody since you returned? Any of your friends?" she queried.
Her son had never been so socially inept as he was now, and she feared for
his reputation; he used to be the most popular elf in all of Mirkwood.
"Yes. A few." He replied, grabbing a shaft and stroking it thoughtfully.
"Why do you ask?"
"Legolas, when are you going to settle down with a nice girl? I
know you're
different from the others, but that shouldn't stop you from-"
"Excuse me? What are you trying to say?" he looked up, agitation written
on every pore of his startled face. She walked towards him slowly.
"I think it's time you got married."
"You must be kidding me!" He slumped back against the wall, dropping the
hardened length to the floor. "Tell me this is a joke."
"Your father and I have talked, and we've decided-"
"Don't I get a say in this?"
"Of course you do, honey. But this is a difficult time, and-"
"But I don't want to get married!" His eyebrows were twisting and arching
in distress. "I'm fine this way. I like being alone. I've always liked
being by myself. They say you can't really have friends until you're
friend with yourself-"
"Legolas, your father and I don't have much time left on Middle-Earth
we've
always wished for grandchildren ..."
"Grandchildren? A minute ago I was getting married, now I'm having kids?
No. Not happening."
"Children are the gifts of the Gods-"
"You want me to
with a girl
?" He looked perplexed.
"Yes, that's typically how it's done." His mother laughed.
"I'm not doing it. I'm just not ready yet."
"We just want you to be happy before we leave." She reached out to
pat him on the shoulder. "We want this for you."
"Leave me alone." He shrugged her off, and walked onto the balcony. She followed.
"Legolas, soon you will be king of Mirkwood. And, one day, you, too,
will have to sail West. Who will rule over the forest then? Who will protect
this kingdom? It's your duty to produce an heir. Your duty to the
people. People who love you, respect you-"
"The time of the Elves has passed. There won't be anybody left here when
I sail. I am the last of this line." He looked up at the trees. "Soon no
one will remember our people save the wind whispering through the leaves
"
"That's warg rot, Legolas." She scoffed. "Don't be silly. You're getting
married."
"Mommy, no!" he stamped his foot. "I won't do it. I won't."
"If you don't get married in the next month, your father and I will take
away your bow. You'll never go shooting again."
"Fine." He set his jaw to hide his pout. "I don't care."
"Oh dear!" His mother lurched forward suddenly, clutching her chest. Legolas
grabbed her before she could topple to the ground.
"Are you alright? What happened?"
"Do you see what you're doing to me, Legolas?" She winced. "The
grief, the pain, it's killing me. You're killing
me!" Legolas glared.
"Don't even try it."
"But the ache, the hurt
you're tearing up my heart! And when
I'm gone, you'll feel it too. If you don't get married
no matter what you
do, you'll feel the pain."
"Shut up."
"Don't take that tone of voice with me, elfling."
"Bite me."
"For that
you're not seeing your friends for the next hundred years, mister."
"But, Mom," Legolas was indeed feeling the pain now. "Aragorn and Gimli will
be dead by then!"
"Well maybe you should have thought about that before." She turned
and looked back into the bedroom. "I know none of your friends would ever
keep their rooms so disgustingly messy. Why can't you just be like everyone
else and function properly? And get married!"
"Why can't you be like every other mother and leave me alone!" He
shouted.
"I did leave you alone. And just look how you are now! A
failure!"
"Maybe that's because you're a bad parent. Now go away."
"Fine." She walked stiffly through the room and back into the hall. "Clean
your room before dinner. I'll be back to check."
"Don't come back."
"Maybe I won't."
"Good."
"I hope you live well. Alone. And when you sail-"
"Goodnight, mother."
"I am not your mother. I have no son. I need no son." And with
that, she huffed off to lick her wounds and prepare for round two
... to be continued ...