Dear Orlando,

Sometime, 2004

I would like to make it clear that not only are you not at all sexually attractive (at all at all at all), but you are by far one of the worst actors I have ever seen.

It is very disheartening, as someone who aspires to perform onstage in a few years, to see such pathetic excuses for actors making their way up the Hollywood ranks, thus proving that the only thing you need to be a successful Hollywood actor is good looks. >> Past Rants

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