Aragorn's Lineage Unveiled!

... a shocking expose by YMG

DISCLAIMER: We love Jesus. We even have a bible and a Buddy Christ on our desk.

It took a long time, but after weeks of painstaking research, I have finally traced Aragorn's lineage all the way back to Isildur. (As you all know, Aragorn is the 39th heir of isildur.)

1. Aragorn, son of
2. Arathorn, son of
3. Arador, son of
4. Eleazar, son of
5. Eliud, son of
6. Akim, son of
7. Zadok, son of
8. Azor, son of
9. Eliakim, son of
10. Abiud, son of
11. Zerubbabel, son of
12. Shealtiel, son of
13. Jeconiah, son of
14. Josiah, son of
15. Amon, son of
16. Manasseh, son of
17. Hezekiah, son of
18. Ahaz, son of
19. Jotham, son of
20. Uzziah, son of

21. Jehoram, son of
22. Jehoshaphat, son of
23. Asa, son of
24. Abijah, son of
25. Rehoboam, son of
26. Solomon, son of
27. David, son of
28. Jesse, son of
29. Obed, son of
30. Boaz, son of
31. Salmon, son of
32. Nahshon, son of
33. Amminadab, son of
34. Ram, son of
35. Hezron, son of
36. Perez, son of
37. Judah, son of
38. Jacob, son of
39. Isaac, son of
40. Isildur.

... or in other words, Aragorn is our good pal Jesus. (And they say there's no biblical references in LotR! )

And, I mean, SB and I just decided out of the blue last week that Aragorn is the Jesus figure - because look at him - and so we decided to make a joke on all the "son of" nonsense. And then ... wow.

So, let's see us about them apostles ... Boromir is obviously the Judas. Now there were 12 apostles, so lets say the 8 members of the fellowship, plus Theoden, Eomer, Elrond and Faramir. And there are 4 hobbits, so obviously they're the "special" apostles, aka, Mark, Luke, Matthew and John. And the speculation can go on and on ...